[ LISTEN!!! the woman is swamped, okay? whether the corpses that have been popping up lately are his doing or not; she'd rather not dwell on it. sometimes ignorance is bliss.
like the pile of clean, yet wrinkled clothes that are sitting on her mattress. it'll be obvious to him that she's been sleeping on one side of the bed, because they take up the rest of it... don't look at her!!! she's exhausted once she gets home!! ]
Then you shouldn't have cleaned up after us when we were younger. At least that way I would've learned.
[did he trick her, or am i just a foole... let's not even worry about it? let's assume he's going to master chef this shit. next ep: suguru and shoko make a gourmet meal out of instant ramen packets she's kept in her cabinet for three years...]
Do I? Then maybe you should help me cook tonight. It's time for you to learn.
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like the pile of clean, yet wrinkled clothes that are sitting on her mattress. it'll be obvious to him that she's been sleeping on one side of the bed, because they take up the rest of it... don't look at her!!! she's exhausted once she gets home!! ]
Then you shouldn't have cleaned up after us when we were younger. At least that way I would've learned.
[ no she wouldn't have ]
Oh? What kind of other ways?
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Cooking you dinner.
Obviously.
[didn't he already say this?? catch up, shoko. that said: he's still prepared to cook her Something—and he won't even pretend otherwise, so.]
Maybe I was hoping you two would learn by example.
[don't make him say satoru's name...]
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I didn't realize you were bringing the ingredients and making me dinner.
[ omg he TRICKED HER!!! ]
Neither of us were very good students.
Ah, well. Too late for that now. You only have yourself to blame for this bad habit.
[ it's okay, she won't make him say gojo's name. ]
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Do I?
Then maybe you should help me cook tonight. It's time for you to learn.
[xoxo he says this because he cares]
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Anyone ever tell you you're a funny guy?
[ but, ugh. fine. whatever!! she'll humour him. 🙄 ]
What are we making, chef?
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Sometimes. It's usually you.
[and he loves that about her, but:]
What do you want?
[he's feeling generous! also: his wallet is full of monkey money (tm)]
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Usually me? You mustn't be this funny to others then.
[ 🤡 ]
Katsukare.
But ramen or just a salad are fine options too, so don't hurt yourself.